[ARCHIVED] [Mutt Week] Stick-in-the-Mutt [p3+]

Would I be able to adopt Hot Tea please? They are the ulti-mutt dog.  Their poofy tail is very mutt-scly!

I’m bad at puns and bad at poems so I’m gonna do both, here’s a poem about a dog who makes bad tea because they’re busy:
There once was a mutt named hot tea
Who had ever so many places to be
They met up with friend earl grey
Whose tea was only ever okay
Because they had so matcha else to do!

(hope it’s okay to start it the same as zan’s haha, whenever i think of a poem in my head i always start it as “there once was a blank from blank”)

Thank you!
rebeccamonkeypetz at gmail dot com