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Post by Chessybell on Jan 5, 2019 19:49:58 GMT
So, Fluffles found out that I'd gotten an address on Clawley Lane.
And now he wants to promote The Arts of Language on a much broader scale.
See, Fluffles is convinced that everyone should be comfortable enough with writing to at least compose parodies of poems. Because of this, he insists on poetry recitals and story readings. To be fair, he is an active participant in them.
Because of this, when he found out he could publish works to all the world on Whiskerwick, he promptly got me to let him do so.
Heaven help me if he finds out about creative writing sites, naming no names.
This thread is open to all, he just asks that all entries be family-friendly and no flaming.
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Post by Chessybell on Jan 5, 2019 19:56:05 GMT
I Love You More Then Treats Parody of I Love You More Then Cheese by Sandra Boyton Written by Fluffles.
I've been trying to think how to tell you Just what you mean to me By now I know very well you Are all that a cat should be.
Your little white ears, your beautiful plume, For me there could be no other. So here is the poem that I'd like to propose, One cat to his lover.
I love you more then treatz, my love, a popcorn treat won't do. Mere candy doesn't please, my dear, When I am here with you.
I love you more then treatz, dear one, I have no need for food. Not olive, chicken, beef, my love, I'm just not in the mood.
I'd give up cotton candy, If you would have it so. If you'd give me a kiss Rare, Then fish treatz I'd forego.
Of sweetest jersey cream, I need no longer dream, For I love you more then treatz.
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