Usually, adoption applications are full of compliments and sucking up about how adorable the pet is. Well, not today. Not with this bunch. Your objective: give these sad lads something to look so shaken about.
I will be giving away two custom Jinxie oshies to whoever comes up with the most creative insult to this file! They won't necessarily be first come, first serve; if I'm not crying myself to sleep, you're not getting the pet.
You can choose any eye and coat colours that aren't pictured (those are already taken!).
Rules - When showing, keep LF's in the prefix. - Don't put up for download, auction, or sale. - When no longer wanted, MPA or return to me instead. - You may change the pet's gender and name. - One per person (including past customs from the same file)
- Speak freely: U muppet lookin soggy excuse for an old lady wig. You look like you crawled out of a Disney sequel-- no, out of a Disney sequel cover. Lookatit, thisiswhatyoulooklike. And a Bluth sequel just for good measure. I've seen cotton balls cuter than you. For Christmas I'm getting you a perm so you won't walk around looking like you stuck a fork in the toaster. Stop staring at me with them big ole eyes, or did someone paint some golf balls and glue them to your face? What Not To Wear is going to have to claw itself out of its grave to deal with your asymmetrical fashion choices. You need Jesus.
((I hope I did this right, haha. These are really cute though. <3))
What a creative idea. I'm dying here. Okay, I have to give this a go for fun and not even necessarily to win! Here goes.
Desired eye colour: Green (You pick a nice shade <3) Desired coat colour: Cream (My favourite <3) Speak freely:
Quite simply, your very existence is laughable. You are born into a computer and live only when by the will of those who live by flesh and blood. You are frozen the rest of the time. Some might think that a miracle - a technological advancement that those of flesh might only dream about - but to you it's nightmarish. What happens when the Petz program is closed? You remain there, waiting, but unfeeling; unknowing of the next time you might live. You live, indeed, and so well, too - so little conflict arises in your little world, and you know nothing of the toils of the outside beyond the screen. Your programming is so well executed that you are able to think and feel, at least to a comfortable degree. And it's that fact which saddens you. You know that it is all in someone else's hands. A few simple clicks and you go from fuzz and fur, to static, to 0s and 1s, and finally...
(How's that? Again I love this idea and this was a lot of fun! Good luck to the winners!)
- Desired eye colour: Pink - Desired coat colour: Black - Speak freely: You scraggly, patchy, disgusting looking bunch of pixels, who gave you the right to exist because whatever overlord there is certainly didn't. Your fur is worse than something you'd fine in a shower drain and yet you think you have the right to drag your shower hair looking butts into this thread like you're worth something, like you know whats coming in life. You don't know what these people will do with you and your googly, crafts shop looking eyes. Not even Gok Wan could help you with that coat, even he'd call you a lost cause and throw you back into whatever dumpster you came from. Now go eat some tuna, ugly.
Speak freely: I'm honestly offended. Did you really think you could just show up here looking like that and expect some sort of affection? Well let me tell you, you dusty piece of lint fuzz, I only give affection to catz that are exceedingly adorable, and you, I'm afraid, are anything but. In fact, I wouldn't even let you stay in my basement as it would lower the residential value of my home. Ugh. I honestly can't even look at you right now. Did you roll around in a dumpster before you got here? And those eyes! God, your file must have seriously corrupted to make an anomaly such as you. Honestly, you're not even a cat anymore. You're just a gremlin.
(I felt so bad writing that. Good luck, everyone!)
- Desired eye colour: Pink - Desired coat colour: Dusty - Speak freely: well, when it said DESIRED eye and coat colour, I didn't know what to put. Because I don't want you AT ALL. Those are my favourite pet combinations, so that's what I put, but knowing you, you'd probably ruin it and make it my most hated combo. Sigh. Whatever. I just want you to know I haven't ever wanted to take a pet home in my life any less than now. And I have some REAL uglies. And most of my petz are really mean.. So if someone else offers to take you in, I'd go with them. Really. My house is not a good place to be, especially for a wimpish, pathetic pussy like yourself. Just know if I do get saddled with you, j won't look after you. I mean.. I'm not cruel or anything, there will be food and water, but that's pretty much it. I guess you could say it's a lot like prison, huh? Whatever. I'm totally keeping my fingers crossed someone else takes pity on you, so I never have to see you again in my life.
AHHHHH thank you! They're so cute omg, look at that face! The kitty looks great! I hate to be a pain though, but is it possible to tweak the coat colour to 174? I just realized it's slightly less of a blue than 173, I'm sorry for the hassle! It's okay if not, they're still a cutie! <3
I WON?! Oh my goodness, I was for sure my entry was too tame! Thank you, thank you, thank you~ ♥ May I also request a coat change? >_< I'm really loving the burgundy coat of the middle kitty in your post, so any burgundy coat that works well with those lovely green eyes would be perfect. Thank you again! These are seriously the cutest.
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turmoil: yep ;; literally tried everything to get it to launch it just refuses
Jul 31, 2020 21:40:34 GMT
Laura: You're probably tried already and I'm suggesting the obvious, but have you tried launching it with different compatability settings and/or as admin?
Jul 31, 2020 15:58:22 GMT
turmoil: I used to play it on disc, but the same thing happened with the disc on my old laptop. So I got this version off the web and it's still messing up
Jul 30, 2020 18:41:18 GMT
turmoil: Arie it doesn't ! Maybe im doing something wrong?
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Arie: That's weird! Does it show up in task manager after double clicking?
Jul 30, 2020 18:34:58 GMT
turmoil: I'm dying to play petz 5 again, but i can not for the life of me get it to run. Double clicking the icon does nothing? Is there anywhere specific i could get help for this?
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Laura: Pigz are pink, bunnies are white, I stayed up too late playing petz last night (but it was worth it )
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Ryder ☆: anyone know where i can get the nursery download for petz 5 please pm me it
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Meer: Coons and Alleys do make wonderful mixies! But then I'm crazy for any kind of Alley mixie!
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