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Post by Arie on Jun 28, 2017 17:30:02 GMT
  Usually, adoption applications are full of compliments and sucking up about how adorable the pet is. Well, not today.Not with this bunch. Your objective: give these
sad lads something to look so shaken about.
I will be giving away two custom Jinxie oshies to whoever comes up with the most creative insult to this file! They won't necessarily be first come, first serve; if I'm not crying myself to sleep, you're not getting the pet. You can choose any eye and coat colours that aren't pictured (those are already taken!). Rules- When showing, keep LF's in the prefix. - Don't put up for download, auction, or sale. - When no longer wanted, MPA or return to me instead. - You may change the pet's gender and name. - One per person (including past customs from the same file) Form- Desired eye colour: - Desired coat colour: - Speak freely: Disclaimer- Amazing thread idea inspired by Pinto - I do not condone emotional abuse but these catz just love to wallow in self pity |
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Post by Dearborn on Jun 28, 2017 19:56:52 GMT
- Desired eye colour: 205 - Desired coat colour: 173 - Speak freely: U muppet lookin soggy excuse for an old lady wig. You look like you crawled out of a Disney sequel-- no, out of a Disney sequel cover. Look at it, this is what you look like. And a Bluth sequel just for good measure. I've seen cotton balls cuter than you. For Christmas I'm getting you a perm so you won't walk around looking like you stuck a fork in the toaster. Stop staring at me with them big ole eyes, or did someone paint some golf balls and glue them to your face? What Not To Wear is going to have to claw itself out of its grave to deal with your asymmetrical fashion choices. You need Jesus. ((I hope I did this right, haha. These are really cute though. <3)) |
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Post by smonikkims on Jun 28, 2017 21:30:08 GMT
What a creative idea. I'm dying here. Okay, I have to give this a go for fun and not even necessarily to win! Here goes.
Desired eye colour: Green (You pick a nice shade <3)
Desired coat colour: Cream (My favourite <3)
Speak freely:
Quite simply, your very existence is laughable. You are born into a computer and live only when by the will of those who live by flesh and blood. You are frozen the rest of the time. Some might think that a miracle - a technological advancement that those of flesh might only dream about - but to you it's nightmarish. What happens when the Petz program is closed? You remain there, waiting, but unfeeling; unknowing of the next time you might live. You live, indeed, and so well, too - so little conflict arises in your little world, and you know nothing of the toils of the outside beyond the screen. Your programming is so well executed that you are able to think and feel, at least to a comfortable degree. And it's that fact which saddens you. You know that it is all in someone else's hands. A few simple clicks and you go from fuzz and fur, to static, to 0s and 1s, and finally...
Oblivion.
(How's that? Again I love this idea and this was a lot of fun! Good luck to the winners!)
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Post by ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ 👑 on Jun 30, 2017 12:20:32 GMT
- Desired eye colour: Pink
- Desired coat colour: Black
- Speak freely: You scraggly, patchy, disgusting looking bunch of pixels, who gave you the right to exist because whatever overlord there is certainly didn't. Your fur is worse than something you'd fine in a shower drain and yet you think you have the right to drag your shower hair looking butts into this thread like you're worth something, like you know whats coming in life. You don't know what these people will do with you and your googly, crafts shop looking eyes. Not even Gok Wan could help you with that coat, even he'd call you a lost cause and throw you back into whatever dumpster you came from. Now go eat some tuna, ugly.
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Post by Arie on Jun 30, 2017 20:01:34 GMT
Gonna give this another day or two, will be choosing new owners after the weekend!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 1:45:02 GMT
Desired Eye Color: 172 or 208 Desired Coat Color: Light grey Speak freely: I'm honestly offended. Did you really think you could just show up here looking like that and expect some sort of affection? Well let me tell you, you dusty piece of lint fuzz, I only give affection to catz that are exceedingly adorable, and you, I'm afraid, are anything but. In fact, I wouldn't even let you stay in my basement as it would lower the residential value of my home. Ugh. I honestly can't even look at you right now. Did you roll around in a dumpster before you got here? And those eyes! God, your file must have seriously corrupted to make an anomaly such as you. Honestly, you're not even a cat anymore. You're just a gremlin. (I felt so bad writing that.  Good luck, everyone!) |
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Post by tracyxx on Jul 1, 2017 5:56:55 GMT
- Desired eye colour: Pink - Desired coat colour: Dusty - Speak freely: well, when it said DESIRED eye and coat colour, I didn't know what to put. Because I don't want you AT ALL. Those are my favourite pet combinations, so that's what I put, but knowing you, you'd probably ruin it and make it my most hated combo. Sigh. Whatever. I just want you to know I haven't ever wanted to take a pet home in my life any less than now. And I have some REAL uglies. And most of my petz are really mean.. So if someone else offers to take you in, I'd go with them. Really. My house is not a good place to be, especially for a wimpish, pathetic pussy like yourself. Just know if I do get saddled with you, j won't look after you. I mean.. I'm not cruel or anything, there will be food and water, but that's pretty much it. I guess you could say it's a lot like prison, huh? Whatever. I'm totally keeping my fingers crossed someone else takes pity on you, so I never have to see you again in my life. Thanks Arie for the chance!  |
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Post by Arie on Jul 4, 2017 19:08:14 GMT
These were all great! However, the lucky new owners are... Dearborn and @lunette !  Here's your kitties for now - please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything you'd like to see changed at all! |
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Post by Dearborn on Jul 4, 2017 19:22:51 GMT
AHHHHH thank you! They're so cute omg, look at that face! The kitty looks great! I hate to be a pain though, but is it possible to tweak the coat colour to 174? I just realized it's slightly less of a blue than 173, I'm sorry for the hassle! It's okay if not, they're still a cutie! <3
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 21:25:08 GMT
I WON?! Oh my goodness, I was for sure my entry was too tame! Thank you, thank you, thank you~ ♥ May I also request a coat change? >_< I'm really loving the burgundy coat of the middle kitty in your post, so any burgundy coat that works well with those lovely green eyes would be perfect. Thank you again! These are seriously the cutest. |
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Good luck, everyone!)
